Begs the question should be recast as “beggars” the question, since that is more or less what it does — makes a beggar of the question by answering it, rather than “begs you to ask the question.” I know that’s not precise, but it would make me feel better about America.

This is relevant to my interests!

That’s news I can use.

My wife won the 2Gingers at a golf outing sponsored by our regular bar ( in suburban Detroit) but I haven’t seen it around all that much. I am not huge in to whiskey, but it is pretty good.

I’m cool with just the bourbon, thanks.

I’m not sure if that deserves a rimshot or a quiet applause

So if you were to pair two meat preparations in a non-canonical way, would that be slashfic?

I’m reading that title as a direct order.

I don’t know why these things bother me

CHAMPING AT THE BIT!

That was exactly my thought! Except not the part about stealing the pizza from Godfathers, because I have never been to one of those.

“a full rack of ribs,” two packs of hamburger buns, nine pieces of fried chicken and an unspecified quantity of mashed potatoes from a grocery store”

Law enforcement spotted the culprit when he removed the aforementioned ribs from his pants

“Where does he get those wonderful toys.”

Walmart: Save money. Live battier.

“I know, SUSAN. Because I’m not an ASSHOLE.”

That IS excellent synergy, UC.

Evil Genius is a brewery in Philly that ALWAYS uses crazy beer names.

Ungreyed. Point and laugh, people.