I binged the first three episodes last night, because I’ve not been sleeping.  It didn’t calm my nerves.

I still don’t understand... is Tik Tok a twitter thing?  My wife texted me something and I don’t have the heart to tell her I don’t know how to open it.  If it’s for olds, I must be about done for.  That’s a comforting thought...

It really must be hit or miss.  I actually think they have fresher produce than Whole Foods.  Then again, the Twin Cities have had really crappy grocery stores for years, so it’s all relative.

In the toolbar (the little Aa icon above the text field) there’s a formatting icon that looks like quotes.  The alt text on the icon is “blockquote.”  That formats the quotes that way (only available on desktop, you won’t see it on mobile).

It’s funny, when Aldi first showed up in our area, the produce was awful. I’m tempted to say it’s the best produce in town at this point. They’ve really stepped up the quality of it. I also can attest to the Deutsche Küche brand.  I’m partial to the Jaffa cakes and the frozen spaetzle. 

The Wal-Mart Meat Truck Pizza was somehow the most shocking thing about that whole trainwreck.

I remember having a faceplate stolen.  Absolutely useless to the thief, cost me $100 to order a replacement.  

I get made fun of for the amount of vinegar I buy. I clean so much crap with vinegar. Also, I’m the weirdo who doesn’t like lemon, so vinegar is my lemon.

I won the internet on a day it was full of Tiger King memes and shotgun chug challenge videos.  Yay mee!

My god, the scrolly photos with edgy typography about your philosophy of peoples relationship to food - way too common

 If they don't give us sales figures for each version by the time this is done, Ill be upset. 

Lead laced libations laying under Leeds? Seems like you buried the lede. Likely.

If I had to choose one industry with the worst web design before this whole mess, it would be restaurants.  I would actually dread getting a link sent by my wife because restaurant websites are SO BAD like 90 percent of the time.

That Milla came up with the name brings me an irrational amount of joy.

Impossible Long Pig here we go...

There’s a meme going around where your apocalypse name was how you’re feeling and the last thing you ate.  Mine at the first moment I saw it was “disgruntled cracker.”  Which is probably a subset of electric biscuits.

God this is weird, but I miss my bus ride.  I'm huddled in the corner with headphones on and it's a peculiar sensation of being alone with strangers. If I make it through this without my wife offing me for being annoying, that bus ride will be amazing. 

 THAT is what I would call a feature, not a bug.  Depending on what she's buying, I guess. 

I’ve now cleaned it twice.

It’s been 35 years? Man, tow that Ghia off your mother in law’s lawn, already.