Last winter, I was taken to an outdoor Christmas market at Union Depot.  The Krampus march and gluhwein were the only saving graces.

As a lover of these onions, I have to confess I have found something better. At Costco, they sell bags of French fried Hatch green chilies.  Freaking amazing.

I had that conversation a couple of months ago. But the optometrist said there was a lens that was kind of a bifocal, but not.  Which just made me feel simultaneously old and coddled.

Hell, at this rate, 45 seems like a rough age to make it to (am 42).

Huh... just a month ago, I ordered a burger and passed on fries- Life’s too short for mediocre fries, so I’ve decided to only order fries when I know they’re worth it.

We own a fancy waffle maker from WS that makes barnyard themed waffles. I don't even like waffles.  That place is like an opium den, you can't remember what happened while you were in there, and its probably best not to ask too many questions. 

For me, knowing why I like this or don’t like that makes me a better consumer.  If I want to try a new beer, I have a better idea of what I might like vs. what I’m probably going to hate.

She’s already got a warrant out for failure to appear at a hearing.

El Bait Shop for the win.  Truly the best beer bar I've ever seen. 

 It's funny because we actually do have dual zone climate control. My wife just thinks all thermostat controls are binary "all the heat" or "all the cold" arrangements.  She's changed the house thermostat from heat to AC within an hour before.

I’m totally with you on keyless entry. But every time I leave, I still reach in my pocket to make sure I have my keys anyway, so it’s not really saving me anything by not putting a key into the ignition. There are also a few minor annoyances with push button ignition.

While I don’t have access to the cruise control, the newer car has the rest of your list, and I mostly agree except for two items.

My reply last night got eaten, so let’s give this another go.

I like Noguchi’s furniture, but yes, the consensus is that this looks like a butthole.

I found the YouTube video and processed it into a gif and wrote a reply that was promptly Kinja’d. Even this site’s software is grumpy at the loss. Let’s try again.

I’ll never not be down for an interrobang.  The only valid use of exclamation in my later years.

I think they’re trying to unify their brands.  The store brand clothes are the similarly nonsense “Goodfellow & Co” label.

Just make sure the logo is one of those diamond shapes made of fine lined arrows with a stylized fox head or something.

I’m from Seattle originally- I still can’t believe Soundgarden named their song after a sculpture that always seemed to actually be about exactly this.

I read that far too quickly, and saw “bare spinning yoga,” which seems like the least appetizing grocery display I could imagine.