But cream cheese wontons are basically Crab Rangoon minus the crab.

For some reason? To me, this explains why people vote for Trump. They have just never been exposed to anything better.

I love being a smug asshole as much as I hate myself for being a smug asshole. All Of Garden is that weird tipping point, where it being low hanging fruit makes me really want to shrug and let people have whatever they want. But it is such hot trash, you can’t help but shit on it.

Since we’re talking about things that suck and no one should have to watch...

The difference between a good cook and a bad one? Time and temp...

In these cases it actually does because now the whole industry is moving to this microtransaction bullshit.

Yeah, it’s weird to actually see a First Amendment violation happening for real, rather than some crybabies on twitter getting upset a corporate entity took a marker away from their name.

Yeah, no. Being born with a certain skin color does not, will not, and should not make you a hivemind. It’s my comfort in my skin that allows me to let other people be who they are without thinking I can police their identity.

This is racist. I also wouldn’t be surprised if other racists used it to stay away from these stores.

No, you’re the one who should stop. You know what defines blackness?

because without that little line I think we all know what the next 10 responses to that comment would’ve been on this family of sites. Don’t be selectively naive.

HERES AN ARTICLE THAT TELLS YOU TO WORRY ABOUT PICKING A RACE AND THEN WONDERS WHY RACE CONTINUES TO DIVIDE.

My educated guess (culinary science student/geek here) is that there are a couple of things at play here. It might have something to do with the incredibly emulsifying power of commercial mayonnaise. A pancake/cake (a foam) is an emulsion, two immiscible fluids with one suspended into another (air into batter). The…

Ill just go support local business without knowing the makeup of the owner. Just easier.

I cannot belive this is a thing! I cannot belive I’m seeing this on lifehacker!

But why?

My theory is that a number of their very expensive original shows get embarrassingly low ratings, and their Adam Sandler crap gets the highest ratings, and they don’t want shareholders demanding less quality content and more crap. Refusing to release the numbers allows Netflix to control their own narrative.

but this kneeling is only slightly related to the original kneeling. There was kneeling about police brutality, then about doing it to prove it could be done, and now it’s becoming a way to protest an idiot owner. We’re creeping closer and closer to the kneeling-cause-of-the-week.

I live in the middle of dumbfuckistan....in the actual country no less. Here is a condensed conversation I had yesterday with a farmer talking about football (since he went to one of the state schools and I went to the other about a thousand years ago).

Joan Rivers once said to Howard Stern: “If your face was a car, it would be Paul Walker’s Porsche.”