Awesome. Can’t wait till my next paycheck.

“but it feels like Enemy Within levels of improvement.”

How/why is it my responsibility as the client to make sure staff is paid properly?

I live in Central America and it’s the same way here. A tip is something given for an exceptional job, not something you feel obligated to give. It’s how it should be.

This. I never fucking got the percent tip thing and that’s coming from someone who served tables for quite a few years. If you order a 16oz filet mignon or chicken fingers I do literally the same amount of work, but because you got a steak, you’re supposed to give me more.

I’m just south of you in Belize. It’s been fucking unbearable lately. Today is nice and cool/rainy though so it’s a nice break.

Huh... didn’t know that. Interesting though since I’m highly allergic to all nut varieties but have never had any issue at all with pink peppercorns.

Texans are the only Americans I’ve come across that count how many generations their family has been in Texas as some badge of honor. 6TH GENERATION TEXAN! -_-

As one of my chefs in school used to say. “You taste first with your eyes”

Failure is a great part of cooking. There is more than one occasion I can think of where I went for something, totally screwed up and came out with something even more amazing.

Can you explain a few of these to me?

Enjoy your cold half melted cheese. Moron.

If you give it a shot, I’d love to hear your opinion of it.

I recently got a back injury so I went to the doctor. He told me I should start smoking weed because I have chronic back problems.

I was super excited to try and make them after seeing this video last year. The taste was just....awful. My wife and I took a few bites each and then decided it’d be better to just give it to our dog. I’m not really sure how to expand on that past it’s something I never want again lol. 

Yes. It was fucking horrible. lol

I have a nut allergy and swap in pumpkin seeds. People have told me it tastes pretty similar but I wouldn’t know.

I don’t get this stuff at all. It tastes like crap compared to real ice cream. Keep your gimicy rolls.

Can’t say I’ve tasted my shampoo since I was a child. Did you never learn to keep your mouth shut when washing shampoo/conditioner out of your head?