I got these at the end of summer 2011. Funky looking, although they actually look alright in person, and they feel pretty low quality, but they're comfortable as hell and the incredibly thin & flexible sole makes them great for driving.

We only sell water pipes here, sir.

Just register it as a regular Mustang. Enough of those are already riced to hell, so nobody will question one that's only got some hood vents and a fake carbon diffuser.

Anyone else want #7 just so they can say they drive a Coolbear? That has to be the best name for a car ever.

I hate to break it to you, but the last land speed record to go to a "guy in a garage" was in 1965.

"The adaptor is no help because it won't fit in the accessories."

It would be really nice to see VW apply what they learn with the GTI Carbon to the Golf R - and quickly. The R has always been a bit of a fatty (At 3300lbs, the 2012 Golf R is about 400 lbs heavier than the standard MkVI Golf), and it would be awesome to see what kind of performance it could gain from going on a diet.

That's partially a myth. They only really work on the rear of the car, since the aerodynamic drag they create on the sides & front actually cancel out the horsepower gains.

They are as follows:

I had one lesson in my friend's dads golf TDI about three years ago, then didn't drive stick again until this spring, when my dad decided to "teach" me in his Z3. By "teach," I mean he handed me the keys and made me drive him across town to the tuxedo rental place. Slightly more high-stress than the large parking lot…

I wasn't too concerned about my clutch. Once I remembered to take the handbrake off, she did really well. My real worry is that she'd give it too much gas/panic/whatever, get the turbo spooled up and run us into a tree. Thankfully, none of that happened.

It's all fun and games til you realize your girlfriend learned faster than you did.

Wait, are they competing for fastest or most mass?

Because it doesn't need to be fast.

The 2013 Camry V6 will do 0-60 in 5.7 seconds, while a 2009 Miata takes 6.5

Too much length, too many lines, not enough character. Looks like a minivan.

Goddamn it's dusty in here. Getting all up in my eyes, yo.

Have you ever found yourself unable to drive a car because of your size?

Have you had your teeth whitened?

How can the only car a car company ever made be a disgrace to the company's history?