I heard a similar story about some kids from one of the other high schools around here, except it wasn't a teacher's and they put it in the lunch room.

I'm confused as to how one reaches the point that they are okay putting an unfinished wood spoiler on their car, but are still willing to take the time to employ what appears to be some decent craftsmanship.

Lotus Elise 340r. Actually, It's still there.

I have a 115hp(supposedly) 4cyl mated to Volkswagen's 4-spd automatic transmission, which is pretty terrible. This means two things: I made a terrible decision picking out my first car(Although the handling is nice) and I get about a 12 second 0-60. There's not a whole lot that's piddlier than that, at least that I…

Oh no, a New Beetle. Long story. But yeah, I'll take you on. I'll lose, but I'll give a damn good effort!

I see your piss-ass Civic and raise you a VW Beetle.

Actually, the thighs are used to express tense and certain verbs.

Ah, okay. That makes sense now. I never got that into it, myself. (Not that I didn't enjoy it, it just overwhelmed my phone a bit too much to play)

Rio's been available for me on my LG Ally (on Verizon) for probably a couple months now.

Don't drink the bong water.

Genuinely thoughtful and caring.

The front ends of two rear engine, RWD cars stuck together. Somehow I think that won't work.

Ooooh, ouch.

The way I see it, if you don't have to budget for drivetrain explosions, you're not trying hard enough.

It was probably taken with a cell phone camera. A lot of them are known for warping things which rotate quickly, due to the way the image is captured by the phone. I'm sure that the wheels would look just fine if the car was sitting still.

That's how I get out of my garage in the morning. Beats the hell out of coffee.

Michigan Vehicle laws are frustratingly vague things, I cannot find the document I got that from. The site is little help, either, but I do remember seeing a PDF on "lifted vehicles" or something along those lines.

[www.michigan.gov] "Bumpers (Required on passenger vehicles, 14 to 22 inches off the ground except 4-wheel drive)"