Eh, I was into it in middle school in the W years too. Lot of little GOP fanatics in our red county, so it was good to have your talking points ready since being a libtard was the same as being a traitor to our nation (unless you were a Nader-raider, they were “cool” since they were liberals who weren’t a threat to…

And that they won’t be too cynical to vote in said elections because “they’re boh the same anyway.”

Sledgehammer. More portable and concealable. Less noise.

As I understand it, he made a promise to tell congress if ANY new information on Clinton came up and thus informed them about the emails a week before the election. My more centrist father saw it like this: if Comey waited to tell them it would backfire because then “the FBI is hiding things to cover for her” and…

I suggest his belt catches on a door handle and trips him down a flight of stairs while pantsing him at the same time.

Hell I was damn impressed when I saw early voting was over a quarter of a million ballots. Montana only has a million people who can’t all be eligible to vote. That’s just impressive turnout.

He also got elected in a state that had over 250,000 early voting ballots cast when the state’s population is only a million so there is also the issue of a lot of people voting before it happened. So there is that.

YES.

Darn. Was hoping for some good stupid fun. I mean I knew there’d be grossout stuff (the morgue scene in the trailers made me want to hurl a bit) but I’d hoped it would still be mostly funny.

The guys I gamed with as a kid just did some of the most ridiculous stuff. One had a rule that “fine, Tza, you can be Zelda but you can’t turn into Sheik, I’m Sheik” until he found out Sheik was a girl (or at least the character guide said she was) and he never played her again and played Samus. Yeah, he didn’t know…

Ancient? I’ve been hearing about people on food stamp getting lobster and steak dinner from right wing outlets pretty recently. It never really went away.

Oh he was called on it already. He tried to insist something like the mood indicated that even if protests were okay there wouldn’t have been any or some horseshit like that.

My dad’s a government engineer and has sworn for years that they will spend a hunred dollars just to make sure they didn’t misspend one. Very inefficient.

I remember one of the speakers at my graduation actually made fun of how generic the speeches get. He instead encouraged everyone to write down all the crazy things that happened in college so we can impress our future kids/nieces/nephews/students/whatever I don’t know your plans, kids! Then he told jokes. Much better…

I would have been reading fanfics on my phone the entire time. Because damn it I am getting that deree on that fucking stage and if that means reading smut to drown out Mike Pence then freaking fine.

I got so lucky in this regard. My folks don’t even care that I’m mid twenties and never dated. They know I plan to adopt kids one day even if I never meet anyone so grandbabies are assured, and until then they have my dog to coo over (I’ve joked that when I temporarily move in with them while job hunting in DC they’ll…

I think one reason my parents go so well together is they flat out admit there is shit they cannnot do together. Stuff they simply do not like or cannot do. Like mom really dislikes animated movies while dad likes them almost as much as me. He know she does not want to go to see it and simply goes alone or if I’m…

I remember being little and when a classmate’s parents were getting divorced I ask my parents about it. My mom said that they had agreed to work things out in most cases but there were two absolutes that they’d both agreed on as instant dealbreakers: cheating and seriously hurting me, in which case the other one got…

Yep. And they’re made to be quieter than pen clicking to make the fidgiting less intrusive. But much like snuggies (made for wheelchair users), or any number of other infomercial products actually made for someone with a disability or problem, in order to make profits they advertise them to the general public (in this…

Because the people who wrote it have straight hair and assume these styles are the ones that are time intensive and only done for attention since it would take them for freaking ever to do it and still not succeed.