I honestly just don’t understand straight sex. Like, which one is the woman? And which one is the other woman?

They’ve never known joy, that’s why. Only need and greed.

SC out, Puerto Rico in. Git’er done!

So, the dirty deets were sold to a tab by petty Priddy for a pretty penny?

My boys, baby and I skipped school today and saw the first showing at 10am. Theater was packed. My heart soared several times because, finally, I was watching a movie, not about pimps, hoes, slavery or drugs, but one were my 5 year olds cheered for heroes and booed villians that looked just like them. They saw a woman…

Ok so I feel like this is a very appropriate place to tell my movie going expirence for Black Panther. I went to a theater with reserved seating (no alcohol though; should have checked. Damn) Two young women went to sit next to me but there was a white man in one of their seats. They showed the man their tickets and…

Can white people get over the “ we can’t be proud to be white “ thing. You can be proud Italians, Irish, or German. That’s a specific white. The reason we say proud to be black is because we don’t know where the fuck we came from!

The only good reason *was* that Craig’s Bond wasn’t finished with his story arc. But it’s about time for a new Bond, and Idris Elba would be phenomenal.

Is there a good reason Idris Elba isn’t James Bond yet? Everyone I know who has watched anything he’s in says, yeah, he’s perfect.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

I’m with you on almost everything here, save maybe one. I just can’t see Glover as Superman. He feels more like a Batman to me.

How in the Hell do you “carefully” not buy a ticket? Did she think Black Panther tickets are sentient and were waiting around the corner to beat her over the head while denouncing whitey and telling her to pick a different date?

Is it though, at it’s center? As a legal aid attorney who works with welfare recipients, I see two problems with SNAP.

Those stills look like a crappy video game. So many cartoons look like this nowadays.

My poor life choice was being born. If I weren’t such a slacker, I’d have grown my heart properly in the womb.

“Fuck you I got mine” is a core GOP value.

According to Republicans, these are all just people who made poor life choices and expect others to pay for it.

Except if she did not say anything the media would pretend that her not responding should be news. They would probably put up a clock ticking off how long it has been without her responding.

Can we stop with the Clinton shit. She is no longer news. She is not the president. She is not actively destroying our country. She is a flawed person who has made a fair amount of stupid decisions in her life. She has also been attacked relentlessly for her mistakes. And also for everything else she has ever done. It…

Being made by a woman who was practically giving lap dances to soldiers during USO shows.