As long as minorities are allowed to emigrate to the Blue states first. No reason they should be locked in the nuthouse with their oppressors.

Red states seceding from the Union would actually be a blessing for the Blue states. Maybe then our tax money will be used on us instead of supporting states that enact racist, sexist, and anti-LGBTQ policies and ignore the lower classes. Plus we wouldn’t have to fight tooth and nail to get laws passed that are even…

From a friend who is far more eloquent than I:

There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

If this were anything but the Trump Administration, we’d all just say, “Good riddance to bad rubbish.” He’s a terrible Secretary of State.

I’m really beginning to wonder if she has a lazy eye and got super bad advice on how to hide it, or if it’s an illusion from the makeup wizardry behind those caddywompus eyebrows.

I go through a regular loop of angry-sad-embarrassed. Maybe once a month I’m able to actually laugh at how ridiculously terrible everything is. I cherish those few and far between moments.

This can be said about anyone, but considering their age, he could be the last president they ever receive honors from. It makes my heart hurt so, so, so much. He should not be allowed to breathe the same air as them.

You think we actually elected him? Oh. That’s adorable. (As an aside, if you want to argue that we did, might want to call him The President instead of Our Ruler).

Even if warren had claimed to be fully native american and showed up to an admissions interview wearing a construction paper headband with a feather glued to it - why the fuck would you bring it up in this circumstance?

That doesn’t even make sense, and I can’t even tell you “solid effort there, pal” because it was simply dumb as hell. So sad. :(

It is indeed. I briefly considered that this might have been an oversight by an incompetent and understaffed White House, but then I saw this was in the Oval Office. The president picks all the shit in there personally.

I have some nice beachfront property in the Arctic to sell to those of you thinking he was standing in front of a portrait of Andrew Jackson by accident.

He has trouble telling two women apart if they have the same hair color; differentiating between Native tribes is FAR beyond his capabilities.

Well, there was a civil war about this sort of thing, sorta. The good guys won in the end, but it wasn’t fun for anyone involved. So, is there hope? Sure.

It’s called “Whataboutism” and it’s a much used deflection tool in this administration.

I’m an aggressive person by nature but I’ve really tried to chill the fuck out these past five years and this administration is making me want to fucking hit things daily.

OHH just burn everything with fire.

None of his actions have ever had serious long-term consequences in his entire life. (Bankruptcy to him is just a business choice not a bad consequence.) So, why should he even think to care about telling the truth?