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No more press core! But keep the press corps! FACTS!!!

Democrats get fired for being abusive perverts.

Chance The Rapper is fucking amazing (if that was his real singing voice), I love that he has a connection to our fave POTUS (his dad worked with him). I hate when people say his rap voice is annoying, I think it’s awesome.

“dismissing this or her account of him forcibly kissing her just because she supports Trump or Hannity.”

Dismissing no, but Hannity and Trump are liars, with a publicly verifiable track record of doing so.

Looking at the people still supporting Moore (and more specifically their stated reasons for doing so), even if

Can we at least bear in mind that the accuser is a Hannity disciple and the “journalist” in the linked tweet works for the Washington Examiner and uses a photo of herself with Trump on her Twitter feed?

So the big topic of a Republican Senatorial candidate embroiled in a sex scandal will end with a Democratic Senator being forced to resign. Like clockwork.

You lost me at “your”.

The elephants have a message for the Trump Administration:

seems like idris could win every year. and i love the goldblum drop hah.

I’ve never had bad sex because, I realized, after experiencing some shitty partners, that it was up to ME to get what I needed from the experience, whether or not they were doing it.

I voted for Bernie in the primary. I was excited a socialist made it that far. That was SOOOOO long ago. I found out so much shit I didn’t know at the time; he has acted like a prima donna over and over again. I would never vote for him again. I actually regret that vote. Fuck him. I officially can’t stand him at this

Mike Huckabee reminds me of that kid you had class with you sophomore year of college in 7th grade.

Right?! Like wtf was that.

Wait... is.. Donald Trump actually Making America Great Again??

I don’t think you should feel bad. He was a victim, as long as you wouldn’t deny him everything a victim of a crime is entitled to, protection/fair investigation of their victimization who cares how you feel? Being a victim doesn’t make you a good person and Rand Paul isn’t a good person. And all those people wagging

Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

Check your area for wildlife rehabs that specialize in orphaned infants! I was never like “’coons tho, am I right?” before I just stumbled into it during grad school but it is incredibly gratifying. An hour of helping the little guys can make my entire month better, on balance.

A little city in the Canadian prairies! Hanging with them is honestly almost on par with a chillin’ with a litter of puppies - it’s impossible not to feel good.

What magical land do you live in that has a racoon rescue?

Lil’ Idiot looks just like my Pancakes. I volunteer at a rescue for baby ‘coons and Pancakes was my ‘coon bae for the summer. He was VERY doughy and liked to make castles out of dog food and grapes. He had huge paws and used to incessantly pat my face and coo while I snuggled him. I miss Pancakes (more than Waffles).