I saw him pull this same routine on Graham Norton and he seemed like he was totally joking to me. Whatevs.

What does that even mean? I’m not Canadian but I’m pretty sure we speak the same language. That sounded like something that got run back and forth through a translator.

Do you donate all of your disposable income without ever spending any of it on things someone else might consider unnecessary?

Thank you. What the fuck people? Have you learned nothing from the misguided “all lives matter” bullshit? Just because someone comments that he killed the dog ALSO doesn’t mean it’s a more important detail, just an important one.

Kudos to Ryan Locate if he was able to say that with a straight face.

There’s part of me that wishes this guy would just kill himself doing something stupid and make the world a better place, and another part of me that wishes he’d just get beat up every two weeks or so. The beatings aren’t happening at the pace I’d like to see, so just die already Georgie.

Wow, that looks like a Hallmark movie. Yikes. Sorry Meg.

I’m sooooooo fucking sick of that “he says what he thinks” bullshit. He doesn’t think. He just opens his mouth and vitriol spills out. If you believe any thought went into any of the bile he spews, then it’s only because he’s given voice to the vile, racist, sexist thoughts in your own head.

Must be part of the “Hillary and Donald are two sides of the same coin” camp. Such utter nonsense.

A-FUCKING-MEN

It was jarring definitely. I’m sure I would have been terrified if something really went down, but I have very little fear of animals. I never have, I don’t know why. I have a healthy respect for them and don’t advocate domesticating wild creatures, but I do have a secret fantasy that I could be one of those people…

A few years ago I was hiking on a trail with my friend and we decided to turn back to a fork we’d passed 15 minutes earlier and take the other trail. I had a relatively new pair of hiking shoes with a distinctive tread so it was clear to see where we had come down the trail. Within minutes we noticed some very large…

This video is amazing. It’s incredible to watch them in action and see how quick and lethal they are. But also hilarious to see how quickly they’re like “nothing to see here, friend, I was just taking a little walk around the enclosure.”

I saw it earlier on tv. They reported it but very much downplayed it as minor last-minute things that needed to be fixed. No mention of strong gas smells, which no one should have to deal with. But especially not athletes trying to be at their best.

People don’t like being reminded of something they lost long ago.

I just googled that delicious-looking actor only to discover I could have given birth to him after I obtained my masters degree. Sigh. I’m old AF.

I just can’t. There’s no way anyone can be this hot. I hope I never meet him because I would make the biggest ass out of myself.

It looks like he’s wearing boxer briefs over his pants.

Christ on a cracker he’s hot.

Hardest of hard passes.