The dollar store where she buys all the wine charms to repackage is going to be really disappointed.

Well, the Manhattan Chili’s is something special. You don’t want to miss that. And besides, what else is there to eat in NYC?

To be fair, I was actually surprised LA Fitness reacted so quickly. I’m pretty sure it’s only because it gained national attention. On a local level, LA Fitness is pretty bare bones and no one working there seems to give a shit about the rules aside from making sure everyone leaves five minutes before closing. At…

I would NEVER use that little girl’s towel. She’ll fuck your shit up.

I think it’s more likely that she bought a bunch of beach/seaside themed wine tokens and put them in a new package.

Assuming I even have an issue with people I’m swimming with using the wrong towels, how exactly would it save me money? Does Karen Pence pay people not to use the wrong towels? Do her guests hold them for ransom? Is she so grossed out at the possibility that more than one person may have used a beach towel that she…

I’m trying to understand how someone who claims to know that body shaming is wrong, and not what she’s about, would do this even if it was only meant for one person’s eyes. That’s still body shaming, and clearly it IS what she’s about. I see all kinds of bodies at the gym and never once have I wanted to take a picture…

Well I did just see a video of police officers attacking an elderly Indian man, so they are getting closer.

I know. What’s it going to fucking take before murderers in uniform actually get charged with the crime (and convicted)?

Eh, people might judge but just stop giving a fuck. I cut my hair short and stopped wearing makeup a long time ago. I still shave my legs because it helps keep my skin soft, but I couldn’t care less what anyone else thinks about it. At first people will probably comment about how you look “different” or “tired” but…

Come on. Everyone with two brain cells to rub together could see the difference, record statements or not. Al Gore wasn’t my ideal candidate, but George Bush was clearly going to be a disaster and he was.

Canned peas? Who the fuck needs a recipe to warm up canned peas?! And what is with the photo? That “sauce” is revolting. Not even a half stick of butter would make that much sauce.

I should really amend this to say:

There was plenty of blame to go around. I never said I didn’t also blame Gore. But the fact remains that Gore actually won the election but, because of Nader voters claiming there was no real difference between the two candidates, the election was close enough to be stolen.

Well, my libido has increased dramatically since I turned forty. If I continue at this rate living in a nursing home is going to be quite an experience.

I see this at every park and on every trail. People are careless and stupid and aggressive. They wear flip flops on cliff trails that get slick with mud at the smallest amount of rainfall. They take selfies and rush past people who are being careful. It’s bad enough they risk falling themselves, but the very real…

I lived through the Bush years, brought to you in part by the small minority of Nader voters. So I think it’s a legit worry. I voted for Bernie too and always intended to vote for the Dem nominee. But an alarming number of my friends and family are still on the “burn it all to the ground if we can’t have Bernie”…

More like “if I can’t get the toy I want, I’ll lock the doors of the toy store and burn it to the ground with everyone in it.”

That is seriously the sweetest photo ever. You DO look like a beautiful woodland fairy princess!

I could never begin to choose my favorite song of all time, but that Christmas Shoes piece of rotting shit is easily the song I hate the most.