I’m amazed. The truck looked like it didn’t move at all.

Asphalt sidewalks and “nice” suburb are not compatible.

While driving to the gym be sure to run over this guy’s kids on their bikes.

I get it. I just like greenwashing of clean diesel and clean coal that led to the joke.

VW has marketed themselves as a “purveyor of green mobility” before dieselgate. Don’t forget this all started with clean diesel.

AI drone doesn’t like his picture posted online

No charging infrastructure in parking garages.

The R is already in a funny price range where other slightly higher price options start looking much better. Especially with generation 8 feeling a little cheaper in interior vs the last gen. For 80K there are just too many other options to choose from. I mean, just get an RS3 Audi.

Baconated planes? Yeah, when pigs fly.

Fair enough. The Scout is a little before my time, but it stands out enough that I knew of it without ever seeing one in person.

Appropriation has to do with stealing, using, or taking something without permission.

Just remember raw dogging may increase your risk of illness.

I’d go for the Euro version. 

They are definitely going to lose their blue check for this one.  

Did the poop emoji tell you to say that?

Under 5K, low fuel use, and can handle trails? He needs a time machine. This is the budget for trail rated mountain bikes. 5K will even get you an electric mountain bike.

Hoverbike is the way to go. Best mobility for the fewest parts. 

Never gonna happen, but you did find a way to get paid to make the .GIF.  I consider that a small win. 

And the rocket was named after the planet Saturn.

Easy there Burns. I see we’re wallowing in ones own crapulence again.