don’t look up what chicken nuggets are made of.

An Outback with flame decals!

George Carlin said it best...

absolutely fake. everyone knows a 2005 camry is all but inconspicuously invisible and noticed by no one ever.

Did my part and got a golf r 2 weeks ago. big factor for me vs waiting for the MK8 was that the 7.5 still has a couple of knobs and buttons left. 

“prosecutors have basically made up their mind already.”

“Yikes! Maybe it’s best for business to, you know, avoid scandals and creating a mass exodus at your company. Just a thought.”

Just form the snow into the car you wish you had and go back to bed.

The French sure know how to make them!

It’s a conspiracy. “Modern kids” like modern cars keep getting safer, bigger, and heavier. 

Isn't getting a hole in one the point of golf?

“From what we recall the extent of the recall has led us to recall the initial recall and recall the recall leading to further recalls. You could really say this has all just blown up in our face.” - Takata spokesman

Joes KC... Best BBQ. The original location is in a gas station. 

British guy named Jethro?  It’s like he was born to be on Top Gear USA.

Maybe I misunderstood something... Wasn’t the goal of the thick stainless steel to replace the frame of the truck? The look is limited by the thickness of the steel.

Trains actually roll coal!

“ If over-engineered pieces of shit are a concern, this may not be for you”.

Not to mention the generation after generation Z. There isn’t even a letter left for them. Guess people didn’t think we would make it that far?

Exactly. Say something controversial and get free publicity for upcoming season of Grand Tour.