“Because a GM will run bad longer than most car will run at all.”

Edit: Ironically, this probably costs more than $2k.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

The guy at home:

I feel like there should be a “guns for Miter saws” trade in going on. More people should focus on creating rather than destroying.

I feel like there should be a “guns for Miter saws” trade in going on. More people should focus on creating rather…

Because you’re wrong. I love the new episodes as much or more than many older ones. The Subaru challenge one was epic. I feel like a lot of people grasp at straws to hate the show because it got popular. If you don’t want to watch, good for you. Hope you find plenty more to like. But please don’t hate the show because…

I officially like Roadkill more than Top Gear (in any form). Not only are the host characters, but the cars themselves are characters. I guess TG had lovable cars too, but they were usually just goofy for the sake of being goofy.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

If they manage to kill off Subaru then we should really all be terrified of whatever bad juju is brewing in that place XD haha

I can picture it alright, however each time I try to picture it I see a car that’s broken down in your driveway.

A 6-8 man made of mostly muscle does not need an enforcer. This isn’t the 70's and the Cavs aren’t going to trade for Kermit Washington to get your back.

Reminds me of this.

Popovich/Duncan 2024

I dunno man, that looks like it’s based on the tried but true Wheels-N-Track system Hasbro perfected back in the 80s...

“I will totally buy one.” -Every Jalopnik Focus RS fan a month ago.

You're missing the most common (and fun) activity.

Granny-charging, not regenerative braking like you should. Ask any hypermiler. Any real hypermiler. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning’s winning.

Let’s be honest here: You don’t want to recommend anything interesting or fun to a non-car person. When it breaks, they will blame you. You want something boring, bland, with a reputation for reliability. You want a CPO Camry.

SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.