Without the internet I wouldn't have learned how to make $80/hour from the Gizmodo comments section. I WOULD however have learned how to make $500/day stuffing envelopes from the classifieds section of the newspaper.

I read that title as "Tiny PORNography Studio".

WHEN are we going to have a GRAPHENE 3D PRINTER?!? That would probably cause worldwide collective fatal nerdgasms!

Thanks, that helped me overcome my urge to vomit. :-)

Why don't they just use real chimps? Stronger than humans and better climbers. Didn't Letterman already demonstrate the capabilities of the Monkey Cam?

Fantastic... ColdWar 2.0

Yep.

Awwwww... I'm sooo pissed I gave my old tv away!

Anybody else think that art is a big scam to get models to undress for you?

Do Batmen mate for life?

That would be pretty cool!

I do kind of agree with you that it appears unprofessional, but this IS a gadget fetish blog, not Consumer Reports. Their articles are supposed to be entertaining and engaging, and full of opinion (or i-Pinion).

Why does nobody mention the fact the doll has the physique of a wrestler or GI-Joe? Was Steve a bodybuilder?

Hover skateboards.. coming soon. Ok, that part was funny.

Wow, there are stock photos for EVERYTHING!

Ha!

I agree completely.. but I've found that trying to be the voice of righteous indignation usually results in you being shouted down by hecklers. I made a similar comment on a Giz story where a father was beheaded in an accident in front of his children, and the usually silly comments followed. I think SockPuppet…

Am I the only person who thought this was a picture of somebody sitting on a photocopier?

I'd be absolutely shocked if it's anything more than a brief sneak peek & announcement that Playstation 4 will be coming in September.

I don't understand why the sheer volume of apps is considered a make or break factor for any app store. Ok, there's a lot of selection.. but how many do you actually use? I would rather have a store with 100 quality apps than 180,000 crappy ones that I delete immediately after first launch. Seriously, how many…