JINX!!

"Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?"

Wait, was the Predator watching?

Yeah, those were some pretty sick beats yo! ;-)

And it becomes illegal for athletes to use this in 3...2...1...

Sins of the past continue to haunt us..

VAGISIL!!!!!

I respectfully disagree! I think it looks pretty funny in a Robot Chicken kind of way. Search your feelings, you know this to be true!

How about a comment regarding the article? Ok, umm.. "Hey, that way it won't interrupt your porn surfing!"

I went for 9 months without a smartphone and it was actually pretty relaxing. Now I'm back to constantly checking for emails. At least I have the audio and buzzer notifications turned off so I'm not compelled to check it EVERY single time I receive something.

The iPad Mini.. ideal for young girls and "light" blogging days.

I missed that post the first time, but I love it! I got banned for being snarky about Steve Jobs once (right after he died no less!), but I was being a jerk and I deserved it. Commenters can be complete entitled asshats, especially when they're anonymous. Now that I'm using my real name on the internet I have to…

I think The Simpsons explained this already...

I think I saw the Curiosity rover in the background...

Nice! Interestingly, you used the word "phone" (or variations thereof) 36 times without once referring to it's CALLING features. You sir... are making me feel OLD.

I think they've already perfected the, "O-face" dolls. What else do they need?

Yeah! The technology exists, they just refuse to use it. Their business models have barely changed since the days of rotary dial televisions. I'd even watch commercials if they'd just let me watch the damn show any time I wanted (after it originally airs as per it's regular time slot of course).

Been done.. with lyrics!

Agreed. I have a 60 watt laser engraving/cutting machine and my attempt to cut into an apple was less than impressive (barely 1/4" with one pass). I wanted to see if I could carve pumpkins with it. ;-)

What, cavemen can't fly fighter jets?