Ha! I guess there might be drawbacks to A.I.

Bravo! I admire your restraint! Although, a real comedian would sacrifice himself for the "bit". ;-)

Take a memo on your Kindle: "Beat up Martin"

Well, sure you get a great pixel density, but I think I'd prefer a larger form factor. Do you have anything in a 10-inch?

I prefer the old fashioned biometrics. If you've already cut off my fucking hand you have my blessing to use my credit card data.

Heheheheeheheeheheh... ;-)

That's easy to fix! Just take your fingerprint/iris/vein map/heartbeat/dna, and add a "1" after it. ;-)

Aren't we really just swapping one connection for the other? With cable we were only paying for the content. With internet media we're "paying" for the content, PLUS the gigabytes to deliver it.

It also makes me more charming and attractive to the opposite sex! That's a win-win at the office for me!! I'm too lazy to read the research, but I wonder if they tried other kinds of alcohol?

Agreed. A man's gotta be dependable! Err, um.. that's what I'm guessing a woman would say.

Actually it makes perfect sense, according to the Jackass theorem that a young male hurting himself and swearing doing a "stunt" receives lots of lolllll's. We snobby types (i.e. "hipsters" who are trying to cultivate finer tastes) may consider ourselves above such crude buffoonery, but that shit sells to the common…

They're BATMAN!!!

Agreed.

Excellent response! Thank you!!

This is a really weird thing for you guys to do. In a recent article you called us all trolls because we express our opinions that may not agree with yours, and now you're trying to get us all to rat each other (or really ourselves) out? If you hate us all so much why don't you just remove the commenting feature?

32,000 processors? Why don't they farm this out to the PS3 community? I'd TOTALLY leave my console on for that! Wouldn't affect my ACTUAL gaming since that's what the Xbox is for. ;-)

Beautiful!!

A dog-walking robot that powers itself.. BRILLIANT!!

ROFL!!!

The idea of Kilowatt cards is kind of neat, but it seems more like a coupon or gift card, or wartime food stamps. It's basically forcing the recipient to only pay his electricity bill. What if he'd rather get high?