I cringe a little every time someone describes an animal body part as being "razor-sharp" when it literally is NOT. For me, it's the equivalent of people saying, "I could care less", instead of, "I couldn't care less".

If we assume Penn and Teller are correct, I agree that we would not need snipers if everybody in the crowd had a gun. If one lunatic started shooting, I can only assume that the other 10,000 people would calmly and decisively dispatch the loon with perfect coordinated efficiency.

Aesthetically it looks awesome (yes, I'm talking about the shower), but it doesn't look very comfortable or practical (again, talking about the shower). I think a sit-down shower would be much more comfortable, plus easier to wash your hair.

That is truly amazing!! Think of all the game controllers it would save if it could detect and treat gamer-rage with Valium. You know.. when you totally shot first but the other guy killed you anyway.. because he was cheating somehow...

My dog eats the kids crayons. His poop is always a wild party!

Optical magnetic storage? My brain just barf-arf-arf-arf-arf.........................

Awesome! I was thinking of "Jihad Avenging Carryall Kneeling - Assault Support System".

If you search "Rick Santorum", Spreading Santorum is a distant 4th. How disappointing.

Aww.. you beat me to it!! :-)

His response is hardly surprising really. If a camera crew jumps you in the street and asks you to justify your actions for something you did wrong, you're probably not going to have a well thought out explanation. Chances are your brain will go into "fight or flight" mode and you'll become extremely defensive (or…

Awesome!

Overnight seems like a long time to wait for 1 bottle of water. Damn, if only there was some kind of device in my house where I could say, turn a handle and clean water would come out...

Oh puh-leazzeee.. that photo is obviously Photoshopped. I smell a FAKE!

Who answers all the profile questions honestly anyway? You answer them in a way that you think will make you attractive to a potential mate.

Ha!

It's just a marketing campaign for a new brand of vodka that uses 20 million year-old lake water.

EXACTLY what I was thinking!

Really.. you're, "totally okay with refusing entry to the US based on idiotic Twitter parlance"? If you were playing Modern Warfare 3 online and you jokingly wrote a message on a friends Facebook Wall saying, "I'm totally gonna KILL you tonight dude!!", would you be ok with the police busting down your door and…

Being in my late thirties, I grew up on vinyl. I can think of no reason other than nostalgia to go back. Albums get dusty, and you always have that faint (or not so faint) scratching noise. You want to have LESS quality and features on purpose?

I bet Max Zorin's shit works juuust fine.