A typo in an email? Has that ever happened before?

It’s not funny, at all, but it is a vivid demonstration of how broken our justice system is. If Juan Catalan were named John Catalina-Wine-Mixer, he wouldn’t need the amazing luck of being incidentally filmed for an HBO comedy to clear his name from baseless charges, he’d have the built-in luck of his name.

You’re . . . a little bit behind the times, aren’t you?

Unfortunately, by Snopes publishing an article saying that Obama was not president during Katrina, they’ve only reinforced the Trumpists’ conviction that Obama was indeed president at that time.

That’s upsetting. It isn’t just the scoring, it’s also most of the original songs. I have the CDs of Songs in the Key of Springfield and Go Simpsonic and they still get regular play on my iPod. He’s going to be tough to replace.

Barry White? Really? I guess we’ll just have to go with it.

In a monumental disaster like this, where stores and basic services are out of commission and there’s no reliable way to get food or water, I’m going to have a little more sympathy for people taking from these stores. I’d hope they’d find a way to pay it forward, but for now, just find a way to make it through.

Now…

Ah yes, the incredibly reputable blog known as Gateway Pundit. You’re not very smart, huh?

You have so much more faith in the system than I do. Mueller could turn up an actual dead body, and Paul Ryan would shrug and say, “Taxes,” while Trump’s supporters will find a way to blame Obama. I mean, the guy has already pretty much been exposed as obstructing justice...and we don’t even talk about it any more.

Wait... You linked to The Gateway Pundit?!?!

I think what people should do is consider the context before they make moral judgments. But then, I’m a decent person.

Sure, and all the people calling in to report people speeding through the streets, ignoring stop signs, jaywalking, smoking within 25 feet of a building entrance, etc. are extremely helpful during this natural disaster.

That situation is exactly the same! Here’s your totally not false equivalency trophy.

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

Gen. Russel Honoré (Army guy during Katrina, if you don’t recall the name) recently said on a local radio broadcast that they should just bust open the doors of the nearest WalMart and give it away. He’s cool like that.

I would like to imagine the average cop responding as thus, “Uh, who cares? They’re taking food, not TVs.”

Adult Swim has been doing bumpers unconnected to the shows they air for many, many years. Why are so many places all of the sudden going, “Rick and Morty’s creators totally destroyed GoT!”

Here’s the flooding near me:

Well, maybe parts of the New Testament. That Old Testament God was vengeful and petty AF.

The Bible is pretty clear on loving your neighbor and not being a pious dickfor. It’s not God’s fault people don’t read.