Bad news: The best drivers cars have undoubtedly already been made.

Thanks for responding! It’s reassuring to know that the satisfaction isn’t only in driving itself. I agree with your thoughts on Yates. On the other hand, I wonder if he’d respect AD records, recognizing creativity under the “the only rule is there are no rules” clause.

Mr. Roy,

Dear Jalopnik,

Does anybody else find the humor in the fact that the Google auto hit a Tesla? (Aug 2015 DMV report)

Right you are. That’s an XK engine, and a beautiful one at that.

Having personally owned one of these I can say that they do indeed work on surprising and delighting women. This MG Midget is the perfect car for surprising and impressing that soon-to-be special woman in your life, due to the immense likelihood that she has never seen one and won’t know what it is.

Also, any more spots open to RSVP for Friday night’s party?

You guys should show Alex Roy’s version of 32:07 as a “surprise”.