Lord, that’s embarrassing.

Some archaic slang is just too good to pass up.

Her constitutional right to sponsorship is being denied!!!

That’s, um, why they are just go good at recognizing it!

Glad I kept scrolling down. I was gonna crop dust him. Now I see there’s no need. You’re doing god’s work, CFB.

So you troll because there are trolls. Seems like something a happy person does. Yup.

“What happened to you man?”

Yes

HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID!!!

It’s the natural progression.

Peter! Hi!

Gothamist is coming back! Thanks to WNYC. Maybe add their number to the Rolodex, Onion.

Fuck you, racist, sexist, bigot piece of trash. You can go form your own website, staff it with a pack of near indistinguishable middle class white dudes and see how it does. Maybe you could call it the “Half Hour News Hour”?

More assholes, more than usual. Funny how worker fighting for rights makes them so angry.

Not being forced to tolerate constant, sock-puppet amplified bad faith trolling is not coalescing into a group think hive mind, you clyde. It’s deliberate community building.

But it’s the past! Whatever can be brought back should. Reboots for all the things!!!

That sentence is fire.

“Colbert, that goof, stuffed a lit cigarette into a baseball glove and he’s interviewing it.”

It’s disgusting and pathetic. Smoking hasn’t been “cool” since the 9os, so I can see why Penn won’t quit. He still thinks he’s cool too.

You smell terrible, and are clearly the “prissiest” person in here.