“The AV Club still exists.” That’s generous. 

America is an immoral construct built and fed on genocide and slavery. So yes, practically everything we do is, at least, partially immoral. Sorry about your illusions.

Yeah, but they’re the aspirant MAGA gestapo; the one’s happy to get their hands dirty. That way the rest of the fleshwastes—the one’s Katie is talking about—get to keep wringing their hands about moral decline and doing little else beside shoveling sawdust infused chicken sandwiches and idiot ideas into their…

People really seem to think, more than ever before, that those talking faces on the TV and internet are all personally addressing them and no one else. It’s really frightening.

Shut up, child

Your parents should monitor your internet time better  

Mortal Dictata has it right here. What you experienced was a bit of “planets aligning” between your day to day activity and the way ads are being served to you based on your (and your friends and family’s) digital footprints.

I feel like the “Giggler” has something else recognizable to his name, but Goldblum it was not. He was one of the thugs in the vastly more staid original. 

“Wont” adj. (of a person) in the habit of doing something; accustomed.

Wow, that was incoherent. I can practically hear the neck hairs bristling.

Seriously. It’s staggering, the degree of solipsism that must have been involved in his decision to invite those people. 

Yup. Large swaths of America are currently in an abusive relationship with a Donald Trump. 

And he invited the jury that cleared him to a preview of the film, which is, at the very least, in bad taste.

“Your: “In 1975, Bob Dylan, who’d just started touring again following an eight-year hiatus... decided to put together something a bit unconventional.”

Hahaha, remember when we bullied that certainly underpaid person with a shit job because he worked for the organization we were mad at!? Surely he had nothing to do with the decision, but after heaps of abuse, he was snarky, so definitely deserved it. And years later—years!—it’s only natural that we’re still mocking…

A reasonable person who’s concerned about having a work spoiled for them would understand that they need to not read reviews of said work.

Because it’s a review and what constitutes a spoiler to you is, as it should be, of no importance to the reviewer. 

JudgementKaazy

He’s lying. The longest he’s spent in any sort of proximity to women was in classrooms.

You could have a social life.