I want Jose, or a character based on Jose, to be a Doctor Who companion. Now please.

I wouldn't say "to no one's surprise". A phone with outdated specs that is dominated by about every competing phone on the market. I'm a little surprised and confused.

I thought this was how the world looked through the eyes of a Storm Trooper.

I actually just looked out of curiosity as I did zero research before making the $500 comment. There's unlocked 5S's consistently going for $650 still so I'd imagine nearly 4 figs for the 6. It's all a sham, but luckily I'm patient and my 4S is still going strong, I'll have to avoid ios8 because im sure it will be…

How to upgrade to an iPhone 6 without getting ripped off?

On our family plan of 5 iPhones, we all seem to be getting the $25 a month "discount" already, with only one of the phones on AT&T Next (a 5S), 3 of them on a traditional contract (a 5S and two iPhone 5), and the oldest one (a 4S) is out of contract. Its been that way for many months now (don't know when it started)…

Well at least CDMA is the reason you have such good service?

I'm still refusing to give up my unlimited Verizon data, going 3 years strong now. Guess it's ebay for me to find one of these guys for something close to $500.

Indeed! This is good advice. AT&T's system was the most confusing, so you definitely want to call and talk through your options at length.

I'll stick to my superior android device that has better specs and is a year older than the Iphone6, thanks.

If you have AT&T, be careful with which plan you have! Traditional upgrades costs more to be a part of your plan per month ($40) than the other options they want you to choose (Next, full price & bring-your-own). An upgrade may remove a $25 or $15/phone rebate that you receive if you were a MSVP before February.

Would make nice ice cubes for cocktails, too.

My morning started out with my debit card number being stolen so I couldn't buy coffee on the way to work and this just fixed ALL of that. I'm seriously giggling on a crowded city bus right now.

My grandma did this a few months ago and I found it to be hilarious.