So this happened to us at CarMax. To their credit, they refunded us the shipping fee because they agreed it smelled like a former smoker car with a hell of a lot of Febreeze on top.

THANK YOU! I came to say the same. GM’s main problem is that everyone hates GM and no matter what they do it will never be good enough. 

This is Jalopnik, GM is always bad here. GM makes affordable, manual, RWD sports cars? Their interiors aren’t as nice as cars 10x the price, so clearly they suck and are awful. I think GM could end world hunger and Jalopnik would find a way to complain about it.

So we bash GM for not trimming the fat then we bash GM for trimming the fat.

Logic need not apply when trying to make a point.

Just remember, GM bad

Wait, hang on. I just want to make sure I’m getting this.

“doesn’t drive like it’s 40 years old,

Someone parked a Chevy Spark too close to a Plymouth Breeze and a Lincoln Blackwood I guess.

It’s New Jersey, the cars had been totaled BEFORE the fire.

I’m no expert, but I have changed dozens of alternators and re-wired entire cars.  Never once did a fire result.  I’m wondering if something else was the cause.  Most cars are fused or have wires gaged properly to burn out before a thermal event like this.  

“That owner was also, somewhat strangely, arrested at the scene for outstanding traffic warrants and having a suspended license.”

Nah. He’s more 1951 Plymouth...

You little fuckers probably don’t even snort coke.

Put the bong DOWN.

I have spent much of this year considering selling my race car and buying an MR-2 Spyder. It is a very tempting change of lifestyle...

Thank you my friend i will be sure to join. Thank you also on my behalf and my fellow Kurds to all US troops who have over the years sacrifised their lives to help protect and serve our regions. Your country has some true honest to god heros.

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

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Saikawa pledged to take “visible countermeasures” to rectify Nissan’s course.