Twitler, but then sure.

“What’s attendance mean?”

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

Hate to tell you this Hamilton but, once the Scalia vacany is filled, the Friedrichs case is going to be reheard in the Supreme Court and is going to win, which will basically turn the whole country into WTR.

Bonds’ biggest sin was not being friendly to the media.

I’m happy to see steroids-era guys get in and I don’t think anyone would question Vlad juicing, but with the rumors that were around Pudge (wasn’t he even mentioned specifically in Canseco’s book?), it be just silly for Pudge to be in and Barry Bonds not to be.

Can’t wait to see the look on everyone’s faces when Trump somehow gets in.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

You don’t need to wait until February 26 to see a shootout in Chicago.

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

We have the worst economy in decades with over 90 million Americans fallen out of unemployment statistics they’ve been out of work so long.

Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

poor bike.

They seem about as Seeger as anyone can get.

It looked to me like Jefferson committed two fouls on that play, stepping on Durant’s foot to trip him and shoving his back to send him to the floor. Durant should have had free throws.

Cheering for a team with lebron on it isn’t spiritually correct. How can you support a guy who rips off Plinko and pretends to be a television producer?