Keith Richards will outlive every last one of us, though. :)

In typical Phil Jackson style his response was to buy Kiyan music lessons so someone in the house could “learn to play the fucking triangle.”

10 jab steps to waste the entire shot clock and a step back 22 footer. Melo must be so proud.

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

That’s on her parents, giving her a ridiculous name like that.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

Wouldn’t it be rich if this stupid act of shit sportsmanship somehow opened the door to an investigation that showed McCaffrey was betting on the game?

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

You make it sound like their Dad was Red Auerbach or something. He was a community college coach...

Can’t wait to see Joe Smith III take on Hopkins in 2030

Brown not calling Noel’s name is just another attack in the continuing War on Christmas.

In this country we have the presumption of innocence. Take your presumption of guilt somewhere else.

I work in labor relations and labor negotiations on employer side, and it’s so common that the shit the union side fights for is what most benefits the actual people at the table, or people in employee union leadership. So here, that bit reported earlier about two years (age 36 to age 38) being added to potential…

We should all celebrate this golden age of unlimited prosperity from TV contracts by taking in the ESPN Friday Night Doubleheader, which opens with the Lakers/76ers and closes with the Jazz/Mavericks. THE BATTLE FOR THE 14th SEED RAGES ON.

Full disclosure: I am a former Comcast tech and trainer.

Waverly wins, 53-50.

Wait, is LeBron block truthering actually a thing? That’s an exciting development.

yeah but his hairline is like that because of steroids and growth hormone, duh

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.