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Good god, number 3 all day long. You can’t send Matt Gaetz to DC and then blame DC for Matt Gaetz. We didn’t want him here, you did. He’s YOUR melanoma.

Going to a Nationals game is like going to the Epcot version of a baseball game. Why go to every stadium in the league when you can just go to a Nationals game? Before the game enjoy some food from the top vendors of Citi Field. Then get to your seat in time to use the Baltimore Orioles national anthem tradition.

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Jack Kent Cook blocked Baltimore from getting an NFL franchise for years.

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Not everyone is either ‘pro-worker’ or ‘anti-worker’. Some people are just losers who think everything that goes on in their life is Twitter-worthy. You don’t need to overplay your hand like this and there is no need to create enemies where none exist. It’s a losing strategy in the long-run.

like a helicopter.

James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

and I will feel like a real horse’s ass

which is becoming more popular

So 6 daily newspapers being an asshole in your face all the time isn’t tough? Where does “hard-hitting” journalism factor into any of this? NY isn’t tough because our daily newspaper and weekly magazines use the biggest words (they do). It’s tough because if they decide that they don’t like your hair, your weight,

I’ll give my Houston perspective since that’s where I live. You know what the Rockets do with Olajuwon? Give him courtside seats to every game, have him work with Clint Capela and post video to social media, and run him out for promotional appearances. Everyone wins. You know what they don’t do? Make him president of

- Hi, I’m Rob Lowe, and I have DirectTV.

Pretty sure Jordan was on Chicago-area BBSs back in the 80s and early 90s, trolling various Brian Johnsons and Ferris Buellers, and trying to get anybody to take his action on CBA games.

All I ask is that the Deadspin staff to refer to him as “Rob Lowe cosplayer Rob Pelinka” from now on.

Pelinka looks like the mean character Rob Lowe was supposed to be in Wayne’s World.

First off, Magic had no business being put in charge of basketball operations to begin with. And the Lakers vision the past few years seems to be the same as the Knicks, forget about how poorly we’ve been run and come here because we play in a great market with crazed(demented) fans. What has kind of surprised me in

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!