No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

Well fuck, do I root for the team with the out-of-touch, malignantly racist mascot, or do I root for the assholes?

And thanks to their ads for Skip Bayless and Cowherd/Whitllock, this was somehow only the third most disturbing ad on FS1 during the game.

so, “is a cubs fan”

It’s a shame George O’Leary isn’t at UCF anymore. No one appreciated made up accolades like him.

Q: What do the Last Supper and the Arizona Fall League have in common?

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

Dude is enjoying his 15 minutes, and you decide to put him on blast for relatively innocuous comments?

It’s like every beehive they see, they gotta find a stick and poke it, and then they whine and cry and scream and bitch and moan about their bee stings for years afterward.

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Apropos reminder (that has the added benefit of scratching a Yankees fan’s scab):

No. It’s clean.

Man, aunt may IS a whore, isn’t she?

I had to double check the top of the page to make sure this wasnt somehow a Gawker article i was reading.

I think it’s known in Chicago that Derrick isn’t a very bright dude and that he doesn’t really speak for himself and lets his handlers do most of the talking. It’s also come out that he’s kind of a weird guy too. I can’t tell if he has no concept of what’s going on or if he’s really trying to hide what happened.

This is all a huge misunderstanding.

If there is anything better in life than a three-run walk-off homer in the eleventh inning when your broken-down, half-a-team is fighting like hell to stay in it, I haven’t experienced it yet. #lgm

Not only the (fantastic) bat flip, but the rare double OUTTA HERE from Gary Cohen. When that happens, you’ve done something.