God, this page is full of bitter little pills. I’ll bet you’re all in the same dorm room not talking to each other.

Unbelievable - a 9/11 conspiracy theory.

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

Trying to imagine any other manufacturer of consumer goods putting on such a self-indulgent, self-congratulatory, and self-important farce of a launch for a barely-different new model is hilarious. “Ford Focus SEL - Now with improved dampening rates because we are BOLD and COURAGEOUS and WE ARE THE FUTURE” Apple as a…

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

HOT TAKE: Goff shouldn’t even be sniffing the field this year and should take the first year as a “redshirt” year. The Rams shouldn’t compound their stupidity and ruin this kid because they over paid in draft picks for him. Also they shouldn’t have drafted him number 1.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

“b-b-but the players now didn’t do anything, why should they be punished?”

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

We all get it, The Concourse is the new Gawker.

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

RIP Teddy Bridgewater

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

Why should I not register my displeasure? This isn’t supposed to be Gawker; it never was. It’s a blog about technology (and, recently, science fiction/fantasy). Do you constantly let people do whatever they want to you and then slink away without comment? It took me 5 seconds to register my little “protest.” Why did…

How is this a Gizmodo story? Seriously, get this shit out of Gizmodo. I get it that you’re all sad about Gawker, but this ain’t going to fly.

Easy. Gambling and hookers.

This video is misleading. They weren’t reacting to the dunk, a guy in the corner just flipped a water bottle.