Carlos Zambrano... horse pills... buster olney

i see some douchebag singing on the subway every day. fail.

there are web tracking companies that can change ads on many popular websites based upon what you have recently serched for... go ahead. go to yahoo, search for something wacky, wait to see something related to your search come up in the ads...

These guys make Jay Leno seem clever and cutting edge.

Just tell me that some of these douche'o'rama's use their catchphrases in bed and my life will be complete.

Are we sure that's not Todd Hundley? #stevephillips

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

am i the only one who thinks Ralph Willard will be coaching Louisville in the near future?

Wow, what a terrific audience.

@Bobby Big Wheel:

Tiki Barber is a douchebag? I don't believe it.

Are they like the Alomar brothers, only without the AIDS?

This guy sucks.

With all these ailments going around, it's a good thing beloved mascot Mr. Met took that vacation last week... nothing like a few days in France followed up with a flight to Brazil to get your mind off things.

i wonder if this will help him get laid

He's no Thurman Munson but that guy could jet.

@SideAngleSide:

Kobe gets accused of rape and is still allowed in the finals... Marv Albert bites a broad in the back and we end up subjected to Mike Breen and Mark Jackson. What gives?

I believe they were referring to King James' tee shot on the 17th yesterday. We are all witnesses!

This is the first time any woman's college golfer has recieved a t-bag.