That Wood certainly seems to have some length.

Maybe Rick Pitino knocked her up, too

Bono is pissed

You should see her disapearing pole trick.

"But your honor... she was bent over like this. What was I supposed to do?"

Apparently the legal papers delivered to Gillispie were signed by a Haywood Jablome, Esq. with a post-script of Neener Neener Neener.

that dude to the right just got shanked in the neck.

This is the biggest thing in Stupid Athlete News since Vince Young got a 12 on the wonderlic.

it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Somewhere at a rundown track facility deep in the heartland a beaten down Dan and Dave are smiling.

Still nicer than where the guy from Kenya sleeps every night.

vitamin water appear to have gone to the dan and dave school of advertising.

domo arigato m.. ah fuck it.

You should see his crossover

He's basketball's Jim Abbot, only without the skills and such.

so with this court declaration that cheerleading isn't a sport it can finally go back to it's two intended purposes... 1) whore identification, 2) self esteem boost for one random fat chick

please hammer, don't intercept him.

@Fatty_B: The Yankees brass has also asked him if he wants to join their bullpen.

why does the baby look like Ken Griffey Jr.?

Improper Trojans will get you some bad Mayo with your Bush.