The above-average sized three fears Eli.

i tried to go to buffalo the other day but it was closed! bahh hahahaha oh man no seriously the city sucks.

is Jer E. Manuel related to Charl E. Manuel?

both of his eyes work, so he's already got an edge on stu scott.

The Finals: Where the end to all Kobe is as good as Jordan statements happens.

at least he's not trying to become a terrible GM like other over-rated white former shooting-guards.

i am serious. and don't call me shirley.

Mooooom? Why does the red sox statue smell like urine?

rick riley leaves magazines for the interwebs, will leaves the interwebs for magazines.

what is this hockey of which you speak? and why do they play for some dude's jockstrap?

the yankees shouldn't fret over joba's lack of success in his first start... farnsworth has the 8th inning locked up solid.

@PantsUnknown: considering that women's college softball gets higher ratings than the NHL playoffs, i really don't think this was a huge concearn.

the 100 people who vote to disaprove should be forced to clean the wax from mitch albom's ears.

there is no question that brent barry was fouled. the only question is wether or not the refs should call a foul at that point in the game.

willie will be sipping champagne at pilgrim state pretty soon if he keeps up his asinine post game comments.

nobody's gotten more out of marv albert's panty fetish than mike breen.

at least, we finally know what chuck knoblauch has been up to since he retired.

belmont tried to class up their act, eliminating BYOB, 2 dollar tickets and such after a rash of beer infused brawls the day that stupid horse from philly didn't win, whatever the heck it's name was.

but hey, their third baseman is also the attorney general of the united states. so they've got that going for them, which is nice.

@HernandezStache: nothing is more fun than watching the steam pour out of the ears of a yankee fan after you drop them with the "hernandez was better than mattingly" line. ahhh memories.