@Todd Jones Mustache Ride: yes of course... because last year when everyone was calling for torre to be fired and no one mentioned randolph, it was because of the new york media's hatred for aging white men.

now all we have to do is get marbury stranded on a bus in the middle of nowhere and we'll be set.

putting your entire season around three young, unproven pitchers is a swell idea. torn labrums for everyone!

i want one

here's a guy that drove pat summerall to drink

mr. met laughs at this guy.

irony, i love thee

... and in his last item of work before returning to vatican city, pope benedict declaired that all preists who touch little boys shall be killed by way of balloon drowning. and it was done, and it was good.

can't you see t.o. and pacman double teaming jessica simpson while a scared tony romo watches, like in that mad real world skit from chapelle's show? i know i can. high five!

he's alright but i like paula better. but anyone's better than that simon guy. what a dick.

funny thing is no met fan even realized the phillies existed before last year, and will probably forget again by the middle of this year.

red sox fans are sad sad people.

mehhhhhh

i just hope the giants can survive without tiki.

Shea is like a really good dump. It may be a load of shit, but you're kinda proud of it none the less.

if you like the dribble drive offense and athletic people taking awful shots, this game was a dream.

honestly... you had to pick on the lady in the wheelchair? really... what, was the kid with downs busy?

[insert generic and not so witty comment about tie and highlighter matching here.]

can i finish? can i finish?

His ears frighten me.