Don’t discount the state school just because of the allure of Yale. The Ivy might be a better choice, but local schools can often be just as emotionally and intellectually fulfilling, with a great alumni network for post-grad opportunities.

My guess is that one of them has a tort lawyer relative who put this together.

No, it’s not. Olivia is the classic old lady name that became cool again, and not everyone named Jade is a stripper. <sensitive mom whose daughter’s middle name is Jade as an homage to her grandmother and has had to deflect those comments for 15 years>

Can’t he just support his friends in private like the rest of us?

The assumption is that they pay *the school* and that it isn’t guarenteed. Not some guy who runs a fake non-profit to bribe SAT proctors and coaches in order to get around the not-guarenteed part/make the kid think they got it without a trampoline-level leg-up. The shock is really more about how stupid and wildly out…

People knew that the rich bought their way into the elite schools; I think the shock is the use of a middleman, elaborate cheating schemes, and bribing what is effectively the “middle-management” at the colleges rather than just paying for a new library. After all, Yale could use an international airport.

The best part of this whole deal is many of the parents only got caught bc Singer started cooperating and the FBI made him CALL EVERYONE BACK to recount the crime on a wiretap.

She’ll probably lose Amazon after she quits/gets booted from USC, but notice that all of the rest are cosmetics/fashion brands. They don’t GAF about this because the tweens who follow her likely aren’t any paying attention to it and will go on begging mom and dad for her stuff because she promotes it.

Wait, what?

This was the most Meghany Meghan yet. The topic had nothing to do with her family and she went right to how EVERYTHING is about her family - because her family has benefitted from legacy admissions for generations, and rather than just not mentioning it, she brazenly defended it.

I realize the post is tongue-in-cheek, but any unnecessary coverage of Koch Industries’ consumer products gets me like candy foil on a cavity.

I thought it was presented with sarcasm rather than approval, although I suppose you could argue that any mention serves as an endorsement.

It’s a fart. A woman’s fart.

this is the best

I mean Audrina has darker hair. I feel like Mischa has darker hair.

“We own up to all our behavior that hurt ourselves, our families, friends, and any innocents around us . . . except when, you know, there could be actual consequences, in which case those things didn’t happen.”

*regrets talking about it

Well at least he now regrets it because it’s no longer considered cool to be a depraved shithead.

I know exactly what you mean. In spite of the fact that Michael Jackson was clearly a serial pedophile, his music was the soundtrack to my youth and played such a HUGE role in my 12 to 15-year-old social life that it is woven into its fabric. While I believe that both Micheal and Kelly are seriously fucked pieces of…

What’s most telling is that R. Kelly was present when those women were being interviewed and would cough at points to, ostensibly, remind them that he was there.