And you can write and tell your friends about it with your BIC ‘for her’ pen.

this will go down smoothly with my lady doritos.

She is remarried now and thankfully her new husband has been helping her take care of the kids since they were about 2 (they are 12 now).

“Violently attracted” is exactly the right phrase. It’s almost a painful feeling.

This... my friends husband who was a personal trainer (clean trainer) dropped dead from a heart attack, just because they ran in his family.

I hope Kevin makes a full recovery.
Best Wishes, Lunchbox.

Justin Theroux has posted his first Instagram since his split from Jennifer Aniston and it reveals......................................... his love of puppies.

Thank you for putting my feelings into words better than I could.

All of these. For all of his (very many and egregious) faults, this was something my father absolutely nailed, back then, when the scandal was unfolding. “Of course she was in love with him! He was her boss, the Goddamn President, and beyond that (if we believe what people who knew him said) one of the most inhumanly…

As a senior manager, if one of my employees initiated and pursued sexual relations with me, that would not absolve me of my responsibility to not take advantage of the situation. The dynamic between us inherently puts the onus on me to act responsibly and professionally even when the other individual isn’t respecting…

I’m really glad all those extremist Arab countries that fund all these terror groups are on the list too... oh wait.

It’s fascinating/depressing to see how americans talk about geography in general “I’ve always wanted to visit Africa”

I love this gif because it reminds me of the early Internet and sites like Geocities. That is all.

I’m so sorry for your terrible week! Hopefully things will improve quite quickly.

I found a clearance rack while my wife was shopping at the pet store. So this happened.

I just listened to that podcast today. Always so great. My best thing is that I’ve come to the realization that this is the happiest I’ve ever been in a job before. My boss and coworkers are great, I’m learning lots, and I’m valued. Pretty satisfying.

I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to…

I don’t know if they’re currently getting it on (mostly because part of me can’t believe that two people who are boning could maintain that level of sexual tension during their performance). However, watch the first 35 seconds of this 2016 video of them playing the Newlywed Game. They’re asked who is most likely to…

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.