ugh seriously he’s PAINFULLY boring.

Well, my semi-boyfriend of eight years just broke up with me because he’s decided to marry his other girlfriend. So running off to a weed farm for a week is sounding pretty good right about now to be honest.

I have to actually be friends with a person before I ask them, “Of what extraction are you?” “But what are you?” just sounds so rude, and I’m the whitest whitey to ever White.

Of course his friends will say nice things about him. Otherwise he’ll Rippon them.

Give Chrissy a weekly NYT Op Ed column IMO

When you run into your 8th grade algebra crush at the bank.

The artist was in a real tough spot, you have to admit. She had to paint Michelle’s portrait, but also leave enough wiggle room so it can be used to paint Melania’s face over it in a few years.

They are not done by the same painter.

I do wish the face looked more like Michelle. I mean, it’s a cool painting, I love the contrast of the grey and the blue, and I think the inclusion of the flying geese pattern on her dress is playful and fun (as a quilter I am a big fan of that pattern), but the face is just... off. Michelle Obama is a genuinely…

E!’s defense is laughable. Like I want to laugh until it ends in screaming.

I was prepared to say “Meh, isn’t all ice dancing and pairs just hands and faces in crotches” but I suppose they went a step further with the full “face in crotch nuzzle.”

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

Coddle me? (I’m sure there’s a gif for that)

my fav brody jenner era. Look at that coordination...what a power couple.

When asked why he hasn’t seen Kylie in “a couple years,” he said, “I have no idea”

Huh...honestly I forgot that the two Jenner sisters have other siblings that are not the Kardashians. Maybe Kylie forgot about them too lol

Good GOD.

Is there a problem with the ice? Lots of falls tonight and there seems to be a lot of snow on the ice.