I may be the only one, but I liked Jimmy Fallon for the first couple of years when he did Late Night. It was still probably 90% because of The Roots but he did some good musical stuff and Head Swap made me laugh. And Jersey Floor. Never forget Jersey Floor. I wonder if he just seemed fun compared to Leno back then.…

What the hell is up with Khloe’s talons? I’ll never understand why some women want fingernails that long.

She’s been trying to have a baby for years. I’m so so happy for her and am fine if she thinks magic sperm caused it.

Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?

I love Kristen and Dax as a couple, but I feel they are constantly testing me.

Good for you, Catt Sadler. And E! will undoubtedly replace her with someone younger, willing to break into the industry, for less money. Sigh.

Better than something like “Astronaut Firefighter” or “Pear” like so many celebs do.

Well. I never. Perhaps your little attitude will just have to be... corrected. I feel a royal tantrum coming on. Heads WILL ROLL I say.

I’m somewhat aroused right now. Intellectually speaking.

Well that’s the least shocking news I’ve ever heard.

His name isn’t really Stan, and he didn’t really drive off a bridge.

“I’m such a horrible person, I’m so sorry, you must hate me right now” is a classic tool of the abusive partner.

Awkafina actually has a little bit in common with Aquafina.

Yes, plz.

It was bad, painfully so. This looks way better by far.

“A FEMALE ONLY HEIST WOULD NEVER WORK BECAUSE THEIR PERIODS WOULD ATTRACT BEARS”

When I watched the Ghostbusters trailer I reacted in horror at how lame it looked. And it was pretty bad. Not as bad as I feared but nearly.

She’s gonna turn round and he’ll be standing right behind her in all his smugness.

All she has to do is remember what he told her in the space capsule.