Thank you for putting the “DIRT BAG” label back on the front page! Now we don’t have to try to figure out which post looks the most dirt-baggy in order to find the Dirt Bag post.

Sam and crew did win a Creative Arts Emmy last weekend! Not quite as prestigious as a Primetime Emmy (and honestly I think they deserve it more than John Oliver), but well deserved. It almost makes up for the fact that Kristen Schaal got robbed.

Points for using my favorite phrase “garbage person.” Now excuse me as I’m going to go cry in a corner.

I’d vote the fuck out of a toddler with a diarrhea-filled diaper. At least they wouldn’t try to end health coverage or trash the environment.

I think that I will feel shame for being an American until the day that I die over this Presidency. I voted blue in a purple state, so I did my part to try to avert the crisis, but I still feel ill every time that I think of him in the White House. I really did think that the W presidency was the worst that I would…

Killing Them Softly got an F? It’s not a commercial film, but I thought it was a good crime drama. I could see viewers having quibbles about it’s pacing, talkiness or symbolism (I didn’t) but I thought it was unquestionable there were a number of really strong performances in it.

I don’t see a ton of 20 year age gaps in the real world, but they’re overrepresented in Hollywood and it’s almost always the woman is younger and the man is older and there’s usually some weird power dynamic, I’m not here for it. I might catch this movie anyway if it’s truly as bizarre as people say it is, it might…

I confess I take perverse joy in loudly shitting when a certain coworker is in the restroom because she’s always ON HER FUCKING CELL PHONE HAVING CONVERSATIONS IN THE WOMEN’S RESTROOM. No. Fuck that. We have multiple perfectly good hallways to have that personal call in.

This is me sans the coffee. I even get nervous thinking people are going to recognize my shoes. I did work with one b*tch who came back from the bathroom telling the whole office that the bathroom smelled like shit and how disgusted she was. I asked her what she thinks happens in there and this moment has remained in…

I saw Last of the Mohicans on a first date.

Or just find a sport that isn’t 12 minutes of play surrounded by 2 hours of commercials.

outrage for the sake of outrage. it’s clear she was being cheeky in all her responses, but we have to RAGE. ugh.

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…

In last night’s episode of the Great British Bake Off, Noel Fielding emerged from a fridge as part of a bit. Cue people being outraged because kids could see that and go in fridges and suffocate etc. etc. I mean they could also attempt to cut a slice of cake and stab themselves to death, but I don’t think Noel…

OMFG - maybe it was a lazy choice for HER?? I honestly don’t see the issue with her comments at all. Seriously. Does anyone actually read this and think that she talks about ALL the c sections ever done? Because to me it reads pretty clearly as a personal experience. And why not?

This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

In Soviet Russia, robot fucks you!

Finally, some good news.

I used to have pretty severe acne and I went on Accutane in high school to clear it up. I think there’s a more mellow version out there now because that stuff was scary in the side effects. My worst side effect was chapped lips so I was fine.

Idk I can see how some (mostly) normal people could get sucked in. Like, you’re single and your friend convinces you to put in an application, you go ahead and do it, because what are the odds, then they actually call you? I could see that happening.