Yes, except Jessica Simpson would somehow sell a gajillion jars and increase her insane retail empire.

I imagine every time Drumpf wishes people a MERRY CHRISTMAS, there’s a Republican somewhere jizzing all over an American flag screaming “fuck yes!” (you’re welcome). 

When will the MPAA just go away? Hopefully with the rise of films available on OTT apps, they will become completely irrelevant. I mean, it’s nice for parents to have a guideline for which movies they can take their kids to see, but seriously, you can figure most information out from a trailer. 

When Emma Stone’s star started to rise, I remember thinking that she was going to have the career that Lindsay Lohan wishes she had. Sad!

I can imagine a teen unwittingly thinking about it, as teens + hormones do. But sending a dick pic to a woman who would probably be considered an aunt?? #no

JFC, that sounds horrific! It sounds like Kim Cattrall saved us ALL from that hell...ugh

Oh ha! I love that we all chime in with our FOTC references :-)

(but she’d probably still have to keep her normal job)

Come on! The housing market in NYC is a bunch of bullshit but $600K somewhere just outside NYC and she could’ve gotten her a nice place. But good for her for being able to give her mom a dream home. 

It’s just another thing men need explained to them that women already know: the cost of being a woman is WAY HIGHER than men. Men can wear the same suit and just change ties (like that anchor in Australia who did it for a year and no one ever noticed!) and that’s it. Women have to have OUTFITS, hair, makeup, nails,…

I just feel so incredibly sad for her family and her friends. 47 years old? Damn, that is so crazy young. RIP.

I’m so sorry to hear that. I completely relate! You just feel like you’re being stalked, which I think is the worst part. Ugh. :-(

I love both these actors so much, but this movie trailer made me cringe (I’m not familiar with the book or the true story—strictly from a film lense). When talking about diversity, these are the kinds of movies big white Hollywood producers think people mean. Meanwhile, I just wish I could see an actress like Danai…

Yup, my friend does this too. Spreads everything out all over the place to “get organized” followed by packing stuff away in hotel drawers. I get so much agita!

Oh my god, absolutely. I never sleep well in hotel rooms as a result. I just don’t trust them. I never unpack either. I have a coworker who takes everything out and puts her stuff away in drawers and I’m like, hell no. I am happier living with my stuff fully packed in the suitcase while being stored in the tile…

GIVE HER ALL THE MONEY. I can’t even read about these little shits without getting majorly triggered—and I had them over ten years ago! To this day, when I check into a hotel, I do a full inspection of the bed area. And I leave all my stuff in the bathroom for the first few days. And I bought a very light colored,…

Oh shit, thanks for letting me know! ugh

Well no, I actually said in my original comment that both sides were guilty of this. However, there is a distinction between educational speakers and speakers whose sole purpose is to “shock” for attention and notoriety. It seems like you’re trying to make it black and white, while it’s more of a gray. Context…

I have no idea how speaking fees are managed, I was simply pointing out the censorship crying from conservatives when they are either not allowed to speak or uninvited by a school. 

OMFG CENSORSHIP!!!!!! Isn’t that what conservatives scream when one of their speakers gets uninvited to speak at a university? So it’s the same fucking playbook on both sides, except this is actual solid information and not expert trollers like Ann Coulter and Milo Fuckface.