I'm not gonna say I dig Broken Hope, but it is kinda nice to see some unabashed metal here that isn't post- anything.

Can you imagine an Earth-3 Trump that's competent and honourable and talks like a grownup?

That's just something you read about on the internet, not something people actually do.

I would like to know the crying-est frame so as to see which one would look the best on t-shirts at his next public appearance.

the abyss of patheticness never stops getting deeper, does it

It does, occasionally, make me need to shit something powerful. Often as not it doesn't. Just depends on if I have anything near-ready to go or not I guess.

"Russia, where they have REAL freedom!" -a bunch of assbags, probably

My parents are having a bunch of extended family over in the coming weeks, which includes my aunt Carole from Atlanta. Despite the best, most logical arguments from my dad, who really wanted to impress upon her how dangerously wrong-headed a Trump vote would be, you can guess how Carole voted (and so would her…

My mom has always had a certain disbelief and antipathy toward the guy but when I dropped by my parents' place yesterday she was fucking furious, having been glued to the TV for hours watching the fallout from yesterday's lastest heap of happy horseshit.

The Golden Compass, which is one of the many, many books I've bought for my many, many nephniecews and reading it now it seems like a pretty deep dive for a 10-year-old.

It's not the quantity, it's the quality. If you want to tap into that lucrative YA market, you've gotta give it a liberal sprinkling of words like "titscunter" and "shitfuckupiss".

Much respect for The Bangles, who I wish I was more fully into at the time than belatedly re-discovering them decades later.

I'm all up for schlocky love songs, I just got irretrievably sick of these twenty years ago.

Megan Amram's evergreen tweet has never been more funny than it is today

Come on, polar bears gotta eat

Also a term incels use to refer to guys who fuck!

I just don't think Obituary is a band that needs worshipping. We've got some good results out of Morbid Angel worship and Carcass worship, but Obituary doesn't seem like fertile ground.

I hope Dustin Diamond disproves this.

I feel like costume design took a look at the poster for A Most Violent Year and said "Let's get a bunch of those."

Circumcision: old and busted