Never realised how much this sounds like "Enter Sandman"

I get so much joy out of the image of him staring at the sun. The gobsmacking dumbness on display. The way his stupid wispy hair looks like it's being blown back by the power of the sun. How majestically perfect it would be as a presidential portrait.

Look on that turtle's face says it all. "Today's gonna be rough."

They should all be pushed over the edge of the world.

su-u-u-u-u-ure he hasn't

Fuck you, Polanski. Suffer and die.

I've seen ANOES like fifteen times now and I still have no idea if Nancy's parents live in the same house.

Fun nonsense: when I was about twelve or so, my friend Robbie - who turned out to be habitually full of shit about a lot of things - insisted there was a Freddy Krueger prequel/origin movie called Over A Moonlit Bay.

It wasn't Biggus Dickus, that's for sure

welp, there's a thread about it like one screen down and somebody made the exact same Mayonnaise Council gag twelve hours ago, I am not observant

I keep seeing so many references to this very recently, and I have no idea if mayonnaise is considered white this past week because it's literally white, or because only white people consume it. If it's the latter, is that true? Does mayonnaise just move no jars among non-white shoppers? Have the Mayonnaise Council…

Is this the one where she tells us to just ignore the nazis?

I recommended this show to my sister - with all sincerity, I thought she'd love it - and she hated it. She hated it so much it took her a couple of more years to follow up on my other recommendation, Parks & Rec.

I've heard Swedish white nationalists *loooove* Sabaton. I don't know enough about it to judge anything at all though - god knows you can't blame every Viking band for how every white-power douche just loves Viking shit.

Sacred Reich was the first metal band I knew of at the time - not that I would consider 1990-me to be an authority - to take an open stand against homophobia.

Orbital death laser, repurposed as an orbital statue-melting laser. It's only death if somebody's riding the statue.

Obi-Wan and Sebulba road trip movie

I always used to hear Obituary's Slowly We Rot was just gutteral nonsense sounds, but I do see lyrics online, so hell if I know.

Today I read a comment where somebody said Trump wasn't fit for office.

One day, if we can remember it at all, we will look back on the days of The Mooch as a golden oasis.