"Feel" according to the TV edit

If Scott Bairstow couldn't do it, I don't know who could

Nothing soothes your economic anxiety like a $47 stuffed bear.

I think I bought my mom a bottle of wine called Broken Hope.

President Dildo must *hate* looking like he's losing at something if he's that unwilling to find an out for himself by 2020.

Hey, has anybody mentioned yet that Madame Gao first showed up in Daredevil?

but is Rebecca Ferguson all right? This is what matters

Last week I red Jim Kjelgaard's Big Red, which was in a set of four paperbacks my brother had when we were kids - probably bought by our parents because we grew up with an Irish Setter, and here's some books about Irish Setters. I never did read them then - despite being fascinated by their starkly beautiful covers -…

Maybe he can shoot cartoon daggers from his eyes?

Maybe it's McOx

I want to see the lethal looks, I bet I can survive them

It's been a long time, but I liked it at the time.

And full buying into his own hype by that point. "Preening" is right - the one knock that always comes to mind about that movie is every time the guy's on screen, he might as well be saying "Alpha dawg! WOOF WOOF!"

The Greeks are a notoriously hairless people, as evidenced by OH GOD DON'T GOOGLE THAT

I like Death Proof a lot, but last time I saw it I felt like it was missing a shot, of Bell getting launched off the hood of the car into the bush. The camera follows Kurt Russell's car, and next thing we see is the two women in their car looking upset.

Scarcely anyone saw this in its theatrical run, and you can see why - when you're there for like 3-1/2 hours and all anybody's talking about on the way out is a handful of fake trailers, you know the word-of-mouth isn't going to take it very far.

As is the case with many of the possibly redemptive things in this movie, it probably wasn't intentional, but it's a bit of a ham moment from Leonidas (specifically him, not necessarily Butler) saying this this to get a cheer/sneer out of his men. I was thinking "Oh come on, I bet they're saying the same thing about…

Goddammit Leonidas, Mutant Guy wanted to fight, the least you could've done is let him join the Rando Corps of potters and weavers.

I've seen a few tours like that - though one of them (to take nothing away from how good the show was, I mean Stolen Babies) had the absolutely godawful name of "The Hottest Chicks In Metal" tour.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?