I love that Dowd played this at all.

I bet he banged this shit out in an afternoon and made more on it than I make in a year.

OH IS THE REAL BATTLE YET TO COME OPTIMUS

I assume they settled on "recto-splorsh" and "wizsplatter"?

"Shit" is the least objectionable sounding word for shit. If anything, it undersells how disgusting it is.

I'll say what we're all thinking: I don't understand intentional nutshots.

This is not the trajectory of a species with self-respect. All this haughty shit is a front I tell you

it was an abomination

It's happen to hip-hop too! You just watch!

This is the future liberals want.

Just the thought of being swallowed whole, so quickly, so little chance for escape, gulped down and gone forever. Hokey-looking or not, that freaks me out a bit.

okay that gif with the raft is kinda freaking me out

I'm just glad you didn't go with my idea for a picture of a Sabra with a big red NO on it.

I suppose there's like, trying to hammer a nail but you accidentally hit your thumb, that kind of danger

These later became ubiquitous in kids' movies, though usually much more lengthy and elaborate, basically serving as an "action" scene that wouldn't have any actual violence or malevolence to it.

I forget - can Xavier use his arms?

Contact has had a comfy spot on my haven't-read-yet shelf for quite a while. I feel like it's probably high time I prioritized it.

I liked TDA and SC so much, but the doorstops he's been writing since have been really punishing - my dad loves these books to death and the two Baroque books I've read are just skullcrushing blocks of endlessness. I don't know where to go.

About to start F. Paul Wilson's The Tomb. I fucking loved The Keep, so I figured, let's try his recurring badass hero guy. (the back-cover blurb references "deadly danger". Nice!)

look everybody, two shitty people are tickling each others' taints