Those are helmets, unless stormtrooper anatomy is way the hell different from what I was expecting. (Luke and Han's time in those suits might've been a lot…squishier.)

Jim?

There's a notorious case here where that happened to a teenage girl by two guys, snatched off the street, imprisoned and raped for like eight hours, and it's going into a hearing now to determine if the rapists are NCR (not criminally responsible).

I got called once and I was turned away at the door, it was canceled over something.

It just takes one idiot or rape apologist.

I *was* pulling for mummies

Oh god. Was it Boyd? It sounds like something Boyd would've done

Their site looks…plausible but pretty basic, they claim to have patented an idea, the Facebook page really frontloads the craggy male face of (presumably) its founder, and they have 67 followers on Twitter.

If slapping down Paltrow's vagina rocks is fair game, this must be too. But this one just seems so common-sense wrong even from my perspective, which has no labia and has spent time around them at sub-boasting frequencies. These can't actually have people buying them, can they?

No, no. If she kills the raccoon that bit her before she bites anybody else, she'll be okay.

fuck you, raccoon

When I was playing AD&D then, it was always Sleep. Knock out a room full of whatever, and the rest of the usually Good-aligned party would hack them to pieces without ever considering the moral ramifications of…well, surviving another ten minutes anyway.

I've seen a few dress-uppers. They're not common and they're usually pretty half-assed, but they're around.

There were a bunch of awful things about first edition that are so awful that I'm willing to concede that maybe I never understood this properly in the first place. What stands out as awful the most for me was

I totally misrepresent Dissonant Whispers when I play, because it's supposed to be some sort of repeating melody or something and I always play it out like "…you're such a biiiiiitch" or "…you were adooooopted"

When you outlaw conversations on violence, only outlaws will have conversations on violence.

We all don't float down here.

Back into D&D for about a year now after being away from it since the 80's. I approach it so differently at my age now - much more about playing a character, less whatever-it-takes goal orientation.

I propose a road-trip movie with Stone, Putin, and Steven Seagal.

He also spells it "democRATS", which I guess is like the American version of "CONservative"