I think it was around then, the first time I saw them - their drummer had panic attacks and had to fly back to Sweden, and instead of cancelling the show they refunded everybody five bucks and played an abbreviated, mostly acoustic set.

I like those last words!

It's possible that they were killing time while waiting for a screening on the other screen (it was a 2-screen theatre). Or else they really wanted to see the ending now. ("I kinda want to see that movie, but what I really want to know is just who wins the championship. No, I won't look it up.")

They're vaginas and mouth-raping dicks at the same time.

I remember Iron Sheik - or whoever's tweeting under his name - tweeting something to the effect of "FOR THE FATHERS DAY MURDER THE AMANDA BYNES VAGINA" and now I guess I have some context for that.

I'd pay 1985 money to see him on the receiving end of a DDT, and then get a giant snake dumped on his barely conscious body, and then when he wakes up, the snake bites him in the face

Hatchet to the neck, six blows.

"Not tonight, Roman. Not tonight!"

A week or so back I saw one of Trump's tweets that was immediately followed by some guy's long thread tweetstorm that was nothing but image memes of "down with the MSM", Trump's annoying ubiquitous favourite acronym, catch-phrase shit. I thought, is this guy just groveling for Trump's attention?

Who would even be named those things?

I was by myself in the theatre for Air Guitar Nation, a doc about competitive air guitar. Until the last ten or so minutes, when an older couple wandered in and ruined my solitude. They ruined it!

This is different from the Buckethead that has like 485 albums of improvised guitar farting a year, then?

I always thought of of Plant's vocals as castrated yelping, but I figure his stature as one of rock's big-deal frontmen is probably earned.

Yeah, I'd have loved to have seen them, but never much considered that I'd ever get a chance to anyway.

Thin Lizzy, motherfucker.

Without the mustache he's just some guy with a skullet.

I remember doodling an "Australien" in junior high, which wore a Crocodile Dundee hat in the manner of #1.

"the German-speaking world’s longstanding cultural fascination with all things Native American"

Not even butt really. It's usually just comedy.

Just finishing up The Second Book Of Swords, which I'm having a hell of a time concentrating on because of personal shit. It's pretty breezy; this series from Saberhagen is much more about plot and fun than Empire Of The East was, which was more kinda-clunky worldbuilding.