I used to work with a guy who claimed he worked on building that.

Even in the horrifying-flesh-mask industry, white people gotta hog it all.

There's also barely anything on it that you could show that qualifies as nudity.

The best banh mi place in town betrayed me gradually over years! It was once available on weekends, and it was so good…and then they went M-F. Worse, they close at 3:00 and all holidays. And they're downtown, so unless I start working within walking distance of them I'll literally never get to eat there again. For…

Get a rope.

People who think all their ex-es are crazy usually turn out to be worse than all of them. There is one thing they all have in common, after all.

(sees the name "Shannon Whirry", and deep inside, something stirs)

I too came for Cynthia Watros.

It's an overarching problem. Remember Maggie Gyllenhaal being shut out of "wife" roles for being too old? It wouldn't be as gross if it weren't ubiquitous.

totally jelly

Nooooooooo Sony…don't make me agree with the free-speech bro-sphere

Nope…3 babes, a chair, some sort of device THEY don't want you to have, and a guitar I've been looking at on Reverb that ads desperately want me to buy.

lol wtf is pop

Didn't it have some brief, intense film-adaptation buzz a couple of years ago?

I don't think it's "next level" in a very healthy (or reciprocal) way.

Were there even any photographs of women floating around in All Is Lost?

Recordings of women onscreen, which has to count.

And she's still called a cheatin' bitch!

jeez guys get a liiiiiiiife

Dogs were bred specifically to get along with us and do what we tell them to. It does not surprise me that people love their dogs kind of absurdly - that's literally what they're for.