Jesus. Just let the woman lead, for god’s sake. This is awful. She looks like she wants someone to shoot her and put her out of her misery.

Yes. I remember knocking and praying no one would answer.

She looks like 30 miles of hard road.

The best part of the lottery experience is dreaming what you would do.

She is good looking!

One day at work (printing plant) our press operator, Katy, said to me “Hey, did you ever have a dream come true?” I went “OMG yes! I can’t believe you asked me because it JUST happened. I dreamed that water was pouring in my bedroom roof and I was standing there holding it, trying to stop it. Then I came home the next…

If Obama did this, we’d have 27 Congressional hearings. #BARFGHAZI

You are telling my story. I do the exact same thing. It has been better lately, but I haven’t had anything to pick. I live in dread that I will get a pimple or scab or something in a pickable spot, because then it will be over. I have kept the same spots going for literally years. The last one was on my face for about…

How could you NOT??

Yes. She looked good. I interviewed the White House pastry chef, who told me she often skipped dinner, but always ate dessert.

If I were queen, I’d wear a crown all the damn time. Because: QUEEN.

Her arm game is strong.

Does she mean she wasn’t surrounded by drug culture in suburbia? Because if that is the claim she is making, she is SO high.

The music seemed to me like it was fun for musicians.

Glad it worked out for you. The band we saw was good...but I just happen to dislike Steely Dan music.

My, it is good to be rich in America, isn’t it?

My point is that it doesn’t matter if it is a choice or biologically built-in. So I guess we do agree.

The ex loved them. And made me go to tribute band shows with him. There are many things I will forgive him for, but that is not one of them.