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Just before I clicked over to this, the radio news said “It is unclear if any of the 20 victims are deaths.” I shouted “OF COURSE THERE ARE DEATHS THERE ARE ALWAYS DEATHS.” I’m so sick of this.

They must not be familiar with English idioms, I guess.

You should unfollow and block those people.

Not true.

Average rent in my area for a 1 bedroom is $1700-$2200. I have no idea how any young person survives without help from their parents.

You probably also learn not to stick large and/or fragile things up your butt...man, the stories my ER nurse friends tell. People are certainly...creative. And freaky.

That’s the problem with dealing with fuckheads. If you’re not one, it’s hard to preemptively outmaneuver them because you tend not to see it coming. It sounds like they thought it would be a private meeting, thus they might have felt like it would be shitty to announce it.

There’s nothing wrong with meeting with someone. That’s how you share information. The pastors may have hoped to change his mind about a few things (not likely, given his hard-headed narcissism).

Oh, mom is TOTALLY fine. She quite regularly tries to tell me about her bowel habits in graphic detail, but that is where I draw the line. I’m a good daughter, but I just can’t handle it. I CAN NOT.

During my Thanksgiving dinner at the assisted living with mom, her tablemate opened the conversation by talking about having her diaper changed. Happy Holidays!

I fell down the stairs Friday morning. Have been laid up with pain killers and ice ever since. Gah, I feel old.

Just concentrate on the good and more good will come to you! Your thoughts create your world!

If Khloe made all that, I am a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. Just saying...not likely.

I’m Team Pour Over. My plastic Melitta thing is probably a dozen years old by now. I think it cost me $4.

I’m Team Pour Over. My plastic Melitta thing is probably a dozen years old by now. I think it cost me $4.

I have used it and find it unsatisfying on 2 levels, and annoying on one. Emotionally, it just seems weird to put all this coffee in there and get this little blob of super-concentrated coffee. Second, the flavor is, dare I say it, too smooth. I don’t get some of the lovely acid that I find in regular drip coffee. And

I have used it and find it unsatisfying on 2 levels, and annoying on one. Emotionally, it just seems weird to put

It’s truly delicious. I make it for parties. $1.29 worth of frozen peas, a few other ingredients, some pita chips, and you have yourself something amazing.

I wish I was. I was designated to have lunch with mom so she wouldn’t be alone at her assisted living. I’m a vegetarian and they’re serving the regular T-day thing. So I get a grilled cheese for lunch. It wouldn’t be so bad except this year I swear to God, they just put a slice of cheese between toasted bread. Fuck.

I was just thinking that celery adds a subtle flavor to foods with a mirepoix base that you could not get any other way.

Yep. For my mom, mayo was the universal ingredient. She even had a cake recipe that had mayo as the “secret” ingredient.